Tuesday, April 5, 2011

I have a three year old.

And though I LUUUV Harpo Keanohn (God KNOWS I do!!!) sometimes I wonder if the devil recruits him to tantalize me!!!  So the story is this: for Christmas every year this year, I printed my favorite family picture from 2010 and set out to make our too cute cards.  Yeah...NO!!!  I haven't actually completed and MAILED  Christmas cards in years...but I digress!!!  So I ended  up with a BUNCH of prints of the same picture just sitting around.  One night a few months ago, I heard my husband say, "Awww, son...that was for MOMMY!"  Aww dang...you crafty chicks KNOW what that means:  the lil one done DESTROYED something you were gonna create a MASTERPIECE with!!!  I prepared myself and walked into the room to find that he had drawn on one of THOSE pictures!!!  I couldn't tell my husband, "Oh it's cool...I have another THIRTY copies of that print that I used our GOOD ink on and I don't know what to do with them!"  I just told him "DON'T throw it away...I'm gonna scrap that!"  He KNOWS not to ask anymore...he DOESN'T know not to give me THAT LOOK...again I digress!  I really thought the picture was funny because the baby didn't just randomly scribble on it...there was DEFINITELY a method to his madness.  I didn't know WHAT I would use it for until I looked closely at it...WHAT THE..???  Do you SEE THAT???
Why Am I by Keandra Perkins-Willis SUPPLIES: Cardstock:Bazzill Basics; Patterned Paper:Sassafras Lass; Alphabet Stickers:Cosmo Cricket; Corrugated Butterfly: Jillibean Soup; Chipboard Flower: Sassafras; Metal Tag: All My Memories; Safety Pin: The Paper Studio; Pearl Pins: Jenni Bowlin; Sequins: Westrim; Pearlized Ink:Clear Snap; Punch: EK Success

I think the bulk may make it difficult for you to read the journaling at the top: I'm the only female in this photo (check out the dress if you need proof!!!)  And I'm not mad atcha for expressing yourself kreatively.  But, since I'm the only one pictured who has breasts can you tell me WHY I AM the one you drew facial hair on??? You are SOO not my friend for this, Keanohn Semaj!!!

You see, he gave himself, his Daddy and brothers cool 90's-type shades (remember LaVar Burton in Star Trek?)  But Mommy had to get a Scotty-from-the-Whispers mustache!  WHAT IS UP WIT DAT???  He's LUCKY I have a sense of humor!  I HAD to scrap this picture now to make me laugh.  I spent all day yesterday making embellishments which I hand paint...guess WHO spent less that TEN MINUTES destroying most of my work?  LAWD LAWD!!!   Would you have scrapped this picture or thrown it away?

12 comments:

  1. Little people (you gotta love them). I think I would have probably scrapped it, your LO is beautiful. TFS!

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  2. I would have most certainly tossed this one. Thanks for the new point of view..great layout.

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  3. You know my 3yr old did the say thing to me last year. And I was having some issues with getting my page started and when I came up with the idea I was pretty excited about it. Put everything together except the jornaling. Went to upstairs for less then 5 minutes!!! This JOKER had climbed on my table took a green marker from "memnto" and just went to town on the entire page! when I came back downstairs I just screamed at the top of my lungs "OH MY GOSH". Mind you when I came back down stairs and he was back in front of the Tv watching "The Backyardings" like nothing had happen. I couldn't do anything but just look at my page. I showed my HB and he laughted so hard I could have tossed him out the window but it was funny. Never again have I left my scrap stuff out on the table.

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  4. I don't know if I would have but after reading your story I will definitely take a second look at "ruined" pics. A bad pic with a funny narraitve makes a great page!

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  5. Love this page! My first thought was that Keanohn was trying to say you have a big mouth- oooooo! :)

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  6. @Jabsmom-Thanx for the HUGE smile!!! I can smile @ your pain...but I FEEL ya! Crazy me STILL leaves stuff out...maybe I'm just waiting to see what he does next!
    @Michelle-I would believe that (since he CERTAINLY hears enough of my BIG MOUTH!) but it's clearly OVER my mouth!!! He must see some facial hair that I missed!!!

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  7. It's simply a beautiful picture. He crossed out there "eyes" but left you yours, LOL. He knew you would be looking at him. :-)... great layout.

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  8. That is just too funny. Great save!!!

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  9. Awesome layout. I would have definitely scrapped it too...lol

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  10. This is too funny and I love that you scrapped it. I probably would have tossed it too. BTW great mustache LOL!

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  11. LOL!!!!! at "Scotty from the Whispers mustache!" too funny. BTW, great layout and great journaling as always!

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  12. OMGoodness how did I miss this one!! I love it&so creative of you to scrap it!!!

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